Meet the hoodie you didn’t know you needed but will definitely judge every other hoodie against for the rest of your life. It’s ridiculously soft, stupidly comfortable, and—because it’s from Kenosha Coffee Roasters—it basically makes you 12% cooler and 38% more caffeinated just by wearing it.*

Perfect for chilly nights, early-morning coffee runs, pretending to be productive, or hiding from people you recognize in public. Comes with a pouch pocket big enough for snacks, regrets, or your hands when you’re acting mysterious.

Specs (a.k.a. “The Nerd Stuff”):
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester (translation: soft AF)
• Warm 3-panel hood
• Matching drawstrings for peak aesthetic
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan because global excellence, baby

Disclaimer: Hoodie runs small.
Translation: Unless you want a crop top situation, size up.

*Coolness and caffeine levels may vary.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!